BP spills coffee
According to the _______, this is the best ______ of action
Yeah… yeah… Great
Don’t worry about it. It’s a small _____ in a very large table
Sir I think we’re _________ just how much coffee was spilt
Yeah that’s a lot of coffee
Well we’d better hurry up cos it’s almost reached my __________
Calm down, calm down
It’s also going to _______ all the ______
Oh boy, okay…boom, look at that!
My God, it’s __________ on my map of Louisiana
Ok, ok…oh no, fish, laptop, map…
Wait wait I’ve got a brilliant idea
Ok Jones you’ve got to hurry up. I think the ________ is getting _________
All set… Damn. Didn’t work
Oh my God. We are really_______ now
Look. Garbage will follow into the coffee cups stopping further _________
Now there’s just coffee and garbage
Wait. I’ve got an idea…Damn I really thought that would work
Well maybe it doesn’t work right away. Let’s _______ it for three hours and then ________ it
We just wasted three hours
That’s everything I’ve got
The gentlemen from Haliburton are here
Send ‘em in
Gentlemen we’ve…Oh my God!
You guys are______ responsible for this. You provided these Styrofoam cups knowing they were UNSTABLE
Oh no no no…don’t put this on us. You know what! Haliburton doesn’t have to listen to this. We are outta here
Oh ah oh ah etc
Everybody calm down!!! I’ve got __________on the phone. He’ll know what to do for sure.
How big is the spill?
___________ Mr. Costner
Do you have a __________
I have a __________
Good now __________ it at the spill
You guys are fucked!