Honesty in chains

I’ll try to honest

But I’ve done that before:

“Do I look fat?”

“Well you don’t look skinny!”

“That means I’m fat!”

“Well skinny’s unhealthy…”

“And what about fat?”

“You’re not fat.”

“You said I was!”

“No. I said you’re not skinny.”

“The same thing.”

“Well, ok. Maybe you could exercise a bit.”

“Hah, LIAR!!!”

I’ve tried to be honest.

I must try it again.

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