BP spills coffee

BP spills coffee

According to the _______, this is the best ______ of action

Yeah… yeah… Great

Don’t worry about it. It’s a small _____ in a very large table

Sir I think we’re _________ just how much coffee was spilt

Yeah that’s a lot of coffee

Well we’d better hurry up cos it’s almost reached my __________

Calm down, calm down

It’s also going to _______ all the ______

Oh boy, okay…boom, look at that!

My God, it’s __________ on my map of Louisiana

Ok, ok…oh no, fish, laptop, map…

Wait wait I’ve got a brilliant idea

Ok Jones you’ve got to hurry up. I think the ________ is getting _________

All set… Damn. Didn’t work

Oh my God. We are really_______ now

Look. Garbage will follow into the coffee cups stopping further _________

Now there’s just coffee and garbage

Wait. I’ve got an idea…Damn I really thought that would work

Well maybe it doesn’t work right away. Let’s _______ it for three hours and then ________ it

We just wasted three hours

That’s everything I’ve got


The gentlemen from Haliburton are here

Send ‘em in

Gentlemen we’ve…Oh my God!

You guys are______ responsible for this. You provided these Styrofoam cups knowing they were UNSTABLE

Oh no no no…don’t put this on us. You know what! Haliburton doesn’t have to listen to this. We are outta here

Oh ah oh ah etc

Everybody calm down!!! I’ve got __________on the phone. He’ll know what to do for sure.

How big is the spill?

___________ Mr. Costner

Do you have a __________

I have a __________

Good now __________ it at the spill

What happened?


You guys are fucked!


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